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eat it like a drunk girl.
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[18 Jun 2005|11:41pm] |
i was bored.
and i am bored now.
and i want to get crunk.
now.
or just crunked in the future.
wooord.
( ihatebeingboredohmygod )
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oh yea, prahm pictures.
they're pretty much self-explanitory.
( prahm )
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[17 May 2005|06:07pm] |
i think death by the black plague is the worst way to die..
believe me, i'd know.
im hanging on by a thread.
raaar.
otherwise...
nothing new.
i met some nice boys at my work on sunday.
too bad their handwriting SUCKS, and i cant read their email addresses.
hot damn, im trying.
but im severely flustered by it. one of them forgot to put the web site in which he was giving me the address from.
EI: blahblah.com
as opposed to
blahblah@yahoo.com
and its not like that was the worst of it.
i couldnt tell if he was using the letter "o" or the number "0"
the other one, the m's or n's or whatever they are, are all jumbled into one long scribble. and i cant read it. but at least i know he's at yahoo. whatevs. ill check the mizail later, then we'll see what happens.
im going to go pee.
<3
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[09 May 2005|07:38am] |
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wow, im so tired..
i just want to rip my face offfffff.
so yea, i lost my glasses, because im rico suave.
so yea, nothing new.
this weekend blew
we did nothing..
what the fuck rhymes with nothing..
end.
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you know you're trashy when you smoke cigarettes while you're peeing, and when you're in the shower. and yes, you can smoke and not get your cigarette wet in the shower, you just have to be talented.
conclusion-i am white trash, but hey, i needed a fucking cigarette.
so i got suspended yesterday, because im fucking awesome. i forged a note and all that happy horse shit. and they caught me, and it was sweet, so i got a vacation...it was hott. i slept in late and blah blah. so yea, im going to go look at peoples journal entries while they piss and moan about life.
yup..bye.
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[09 Jun 2004|01:26pm] |
im in the library with steve because im cool.
i want to go home and lay on my pool deck, and relax.
maybe get a suntan while im at it.
sooo much shit due, and it needs to be done.
but i simply dont feel like it.
ill end up doing it somehow though.
ok, list of things to do..
oral(spanish oral..not giving head)
eh, forget it.
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[23 May 2004|10:01pm] |
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[11 May 2004|07:44am] |
me and katie had another fat moment today.
katie was like "blue frootloops! i didnt know they made those!!"
it was hot.
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[11 May 2004|07:35am] |
KATIE KENDREK, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND IN MY OLD KIWIBOX JOURNAL!!
"haha. me and katie have this thing with..actions protaining to fat people. its unhealthy. we call it "T.O.O.O.P" "the obsession of overweight persons" yea. we're cool.
katie cant spell elastic
i saw a woman at the mall..in a wheelchair..and the chair was still moving, but she was like..leaning over. we thought she was dead. haha, it was halarious.
and we saw this guy who was balding. but with the hair he had left, he spiked it. good times.
oh oh. and katie said "i dont like crabs" really loud, and then everbody looked at her, assuming she meant the vanarial disease. but she meant crab rangoons. oh yea. and she said she had a dream about crabs attacking her last night, and i had crab rangoons, so i picked one up, and i was like "ahh, ahh, grr" towards her with it..and she was drinking..i swear to god it was the funniest thing ever. she almost spit it out everywhere. it was halarious. good ol' crabs.
this old woman had blue legs. BLUE. it was fascinating.
there was a pregnant woman in gadzooks. and katie asked to use the dressing room, and the lady gave her major attitude. so later i was like "wow, that pregnant lady was going to flip on you" and katies like "she was pregnant?!? so i said "no, shes just super fucking fat. yes, she was like...8 months pregnant. you could see her stomach moving for gods sake"
"i must have missed that"-katie. haha. hot.
katie sprayed herself with perfume..it was aweful. i could taste it.
the lobby going outside of the mall was a mix of airfreshener and perfume times 50. gross. we could taste it.
the gas in the van in which only me and katie could smell
The fat girl at hot topic who got us descusing other fat people
The rap music in the car ride there
The gothicness of us as we roll up to the sad blasting "fiddy cent" thats our plan. we're going to go to the sad, all gothed up...and blast "fiddy cent" in my car.
katie wants to make a sign that says "fiddy" with a cent sign after it.
there was a super short sales lady at pacsun. and we lost her. good times."
hahah i had forgotten some of those. T.O.O.O.P hahah oh boy.
good laughs.
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[22 Apr 2004|07:55pm] |
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
plleeeaasse do it, its kind of an ego boost, and you know how cool that is!
if you dont do it, im taking you off my friends list.
ok, so im not a bitch, but i can be! i swear..just give me a chance.
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[13 Apr 2004|01:43pm] |
im being emancipated.
cool.
bye.
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[05 Apr 2004|08:29pm] |
sooo, i have a new journal.
its a journal outside of my journal..if you will.
its the one with the thoughts i cant express on this name.
its hotter than this journal and i am jealous.
if you want to see it, respond, and i might add you to that list.
no ones on it so far.
it was my ex boyfriend josh's old lj. but whatever.
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[04 Apr 2004|09:36pm] |
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XaEBaBiiCay87X: diet... jus a suggestion
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[31 Mar 2004|07:45pm] |
:drools:
i feel numb.
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[31 Mar 2004|01:27pm] |
i love my boyfriend
i absolutly love him.
i hope he loves me back.
i havnt heard it in forever.
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[25 Mar 2004|01:25pm] |
so yea..anxiety sucks.
but im going to the play, and um..
it should be good.
becka wants to go with me.
and caitlin.
and maybe nick.
whatevs.
id rather go alone i guess.
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[24 Mar 2004|01:26pm] |
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ok, so i saw a preview of this awesome play that ive been waiting to see, and i was just going to go alone. but then adam was holding my hand in the theatre and im like aww, i should go with my boyfriend, because that would be cute. but you know, he "might fall asleep" whatever..i guess plays arent his thing. he could have just said that.
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[09 Mar 2004|09:25pm] |
i love life.
i like what they're doing at school for me.
i love everything.
i love fred.
and i deffinatly love sex.
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| this is for my missed friend, jocey. |
[01 Mar 2004|10:04pm] |
"wow, that guys got beefaroni yo"
"man, you're so beefaroni"
i saw a guy jacking off and waving at me in one of the rooms.
tim measured his penis, with a bible.
"jocey, can you swim?"
"what?"
::swimming hand motions:: ::mouths:: "can you swim?!"
the fact that out of 6 hours at an amusment park..me and jocey only went on one ride. and we called it "the breast jiggler". man, was that ride a bitch. it was so rickety, it hurt our boobs because they were bouncing everywhere. crazyfly.
trying to find samuel (at the time it was milton) at kings dominian.
going thru that little kid thing with all the water everywhere. we were soaked.
mrs. tomas' very sexy robe.
"jocey, cover up your naval a little bit. put some more clothes on, the cleaning guy will be here, i'll go get mr boyd.."
::3 minutes later::
"oh, he came already?! well then..i guess me and mr boyd will go"
the chicken fingers at that restaurant in williamsburg.
they were the best chicken fingers EVER.
kibit's breasts. sooo grooosss.
tim and matt were wearing ties..wow.
the whittier kids were in the huge hotel, right next to our 3 floored motel..where the toilets clogged EVEN WHEN YOU WERENT IN THE HOTEL ROOM. yea. ugly eh?
when rob stuck his hand up my nose at a truck stop.
when we saw jesus, and took a picture. and when it came out..he had a glow behind him from the light of the sun..or the flash. no one knows. but he was deffinatly jesus.
soon after we saw "backlick road". which personally, i think was super.
me and jocey were going to kill kibit for watching undressed on mtv at like..12. and we were trying to get to bed. ick. they should die.
i had to iron everybody's clothes for the dinner night..hot. but whats hotter was that it was mrs. thomas' iron. we had to go over and get it from her. what a scary woman.
mrs. thomas <3's mr. boyd.
i think thats all i have to say.
good times. good times.
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[23 Feb 2004|10:08pm] |
my best friend is way cooler than yours.
katie, you ruule! drop by my house tomorrow..oh baby.</small>
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